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It’s officially MICAH OR MICHAEL PARSONS WEEK, and that alone is enough to change the tone in Dallas.

Few players, as we all knew, in the league can tilt the field the way he does, and every snap this week will carry the extra weight of knowing the Cowboys’ former star is now lining up on the other side.

The timing couldn’t be tougher for Dallas. Sunday’s loss to the Bears already came with a heavy price, as both CeeDee Lamb and Tyler Booker suffered high-ankle sprains that will sideline them for weeks.

An offense searching for answers will now have to prepare knowing that one of the most disruptive defenders in football is waiting across the line.

But there’s still plenty to keep fans locked in. Former Cowboy Greg Ellis joined the show to talk through what Dallas must do to adjust, and of course, it was another “Tote That Thang” Tuesday, because if there was ever a week to tote it, it’s this one.

The Dallas Mavericks are entering a wild season full of bold predictions, including Cooper Flagg chasing down his first NBA award 👀.

From surprising lineup changes to a potential top-10 defense, Dallas is poised to shock fans in more ways than one. But will it all add up to just 40 wins and a Play-In fight, or the start of something much bigger?

Tyler Seguin lit up overtime in dramatic fashion as the Stars stayed unbeaten in preseason play ✨.

There were goals from some big names, and even a familiar face on the other side. But the real story? You’ll want to see how this one ended and what it means before Thursday’s rematch in St. Paul.

The Rangers’ season officially came to a close, and it sparked some big decisions in Arlington ⚾.

A couple of stars are being shut down, and even Jacob deGrom’s schedule is getting tweaked. What it all means for the final week, and the offseason ahead, is where things get interesting.

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Ali Jawad
Dallas Cowboys ​Content Creator/Newsletter Writer
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